The Eco-Socialist Republic of New pigeonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mario Alvarado with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.253 billion Pigeonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigeon City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New pigeonian economy, worth 318 trillion Pigeonias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,439 Pigeonias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New pigeonia's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

New pigeonia is ranked 224,215^th in the world and 88^th in Liberty Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 8.59 Obesity Rate.